Gamertag: Ramzah

I'll give you a game on Ace Combat 6, Armored Core 4 or Castle Crashers when I get my Gold account updated with play time.

Dear Mr. Andropov,

My name is Samantha Smith. I am ten years old. Congratulations on your new job. I have been worrying about Russia and the United States getting into a nuclear war. Are you going to vote to have a war or not? If you aren't please tell me how you are going to help to not have a war. This question you do not have to answer, but I would like to know why you want to conquer the world or at least our country. God made the world for us to live together in peace and not to fight.

Sincerely,
"Samantha Smith"

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Dear Samantha,

I received your letter, which is like many others that have reached me recently from your country and from other countries around the world.

It seems to me - I can tell by your letter - that you are a courageous and honest girl, resembling Becky, the friend of Tom Sawyer in the famous book of your compatriot Mark Twain. This book is well known and loved in our country by all boys and girls.

You write that you are anxious about whether there will be a nuclear war between our two countries. And you ask are we doing anything so that war will not break out.

Your question is the most important of those that every thinking man can pose. I will reply to you seriously and honestly.

Yes, Samantha, we in the Soviet Union are trying to do everything so that there will not be war on Earth. This is what every Soviet man wants. This is what the great founder of our state, Vladimir Lenin, taught us.

Soviet people well know what a terrible thing war is. Forty-two years ago, Nazi Germany, which strove for supremacy over the whole world, attacked our country, burned and destroyed many thousands of our towns and villages, killed millions of Soviet men, women and children.

In that war, which ended with our victory, we were in alliance with the United States: together we fought for the liberation of many people from the Nazi invaders. I hope that you know about this from your history lessons in school. And today we want very much to live in peace, to trade and cooperate with all our neighbors on this earth-with those far away and those near by. And certainly with such a great country as the United States of America.

In America and in our country there are nuclear weapons-terrible weapons that can kill millions of people in an instant. But we do not want them to be ever used. That's precisely why the Soviet Union solemnly declared throughout the entire world that never-never-will it use nuclear weapons first against any country. In general we propose to discontinue further production of them and to proceed to the abolition of all the stockpiles on earth.

It seems to me that this is a sufficient answer to your second question: 'Why do you want to wage war against the whole world or at least the United States?' We want nothing of the kind. No one in our country- neither workers, peasants, writers nor doctors, neither grown-ups nor children, nor members of the government-want either a big or 'little' war.

We want peace-there is something that we are occupied with: growing wheat, building and inventing, writing books and flying into space. We want peace for ourselves and for all peoples of the planet. For our children and for you, Samantha.

I invite you, if your parents will let you, to come to our country, the best time being this summer. You will find out about our country, meet with your contemporaries, visit an international children's camp - 'Artek' - on the sea. And see for yourself: in the Soviet Union, everyone is for peace and friendship among peoples.

Thank you for your letter. I wish you all the best in your young life.

"Y. Andropov"

Explain.

Reasons why Japan is a horrible country.

In no particular order:

1. Japan has a history of savage barbarism and crimes against humanity. Japanese soldiers in the past commited horrendous acts against it's peaceful easterners such as the Chinese and the Koreans, women and children as young as 2 raped and burned to death. Mass killings rampant before the the first world war which died down after the korean war. (The korean war was when America freed Korea from the invading Japanese army).
Japan is also noted for its act of extreme cowardice in World War 2 when it betrayed the allies after literally crying when the Americans decided to stop holding its hand for just a second to aid its european friends. Japan attacked with a backstabbing failure at pearl harbour. Still it did not stop the horrendous acts of Unit 731, responsible for testing chemical weapons on live people mostly captured people. Unit 317 is also responsible for impregnating women and testing medicine on the baby, often ending up with terrible side-effects. Unit 731 was way crueler to what the Nazi scientists did and what is worse is that to this day the Japanese government refuses its existance.
Don't believe me?

2. A pathetic society which is the bitch of the western countries, home to xenophobic race of racist weak people who work in a hivelike society run on nothing but fear and greed. A government who bend over to anyone with a higher economy to them. A government run by old men following foul and outdated traditions, unaware of the Yakuza mafia infecting their already corrupt politics.

3. Unoriginality as they live in a fading culture stolen from the Chinese. Japan brings nothing to the western market or the world in fact but unoriginal 'anime' cartoons stolen from the American creators, cheap and gimmick technologies stolen again by westerners again (what has japan actually invented?) and food which is pretty much raw rice and raw fish. Thanks Japan! But we in a civilised country cook our meals to prevent disease. (Disease is common in Japan, remember the Sars outbreak?)

4. Promotion of peadophillia. The age of consent in japan is only 12 and the government plans on moving it lower to the age of 8 within the next 4 years. Studies by Japanese newspaper reveals that at least 1 in 4 japanese men have had sex with a child and that 1 in 8 japanese men are peadophiles. Did you know that the japanese have over 100 words to describe the act of intercourse with a child? Such a sickening practice is promoted and seen as the norm in their horrible society.

5. Strong promotion of terrorism and anti-freedom tactics throughout the war. Japan is a major contributer to middle-eastern arms and training. Responsible for such acts of terrorism such as the Black August days, the Bosnian republic incident and the Sarin gas attacks on Tokyo and London killing at least 600 people and injurying 10,000. The Sarin gas attack was done by a group called Aum Shinrikyo or Aleph, this group is notable for being backed by the government.

6. Weeaboos / Japanophiles / Wapanese

This picture is meant to be jokey, but please don't let that distract you from the rest. It is very serious and very factual.

YOU ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF.

The Cool List:

Nobody. Fuck off.

Listen you fuckers. You are about as cool as MTV. Stop pretending and acting like faggots, you know who I am talking to and what I am talking about.

You are proud to be what you are? Then send me pictures of your tiny shroom dicks in your cats ass. Then I will respect you 100 percent. I swear. Seriously I will, good for you.

Also fucking learn to draw, I am fucking sick of seeing your stick figure drawings with fox ears and a 3 for a mouth. They are the shittest sigs in the world. Learn to fucking sig like me, my fucking sig is awesome. Just look at it, its like a rave but in jpeg format.

You also used colon-three face to death, Stamper is using it. It does not even make sense. Stamper you homo, stop using it. You are not down with the kids. Go back to making rap songs about cocks.

Summary: All posers can suck a dick. A human one.

/// If you still dont know what I am talking about...
... then fuck off.

Sailor Moon, Its the earliest anime (cartoon at the time) I can remember. I would sit indoors and just watch some poorly dubbed episodes. A bunch of young girls in sailor uniforms fighting monsters and shit, what more could a boy of young age want? Well people familiar with sailor moon or regular watchers (At your age, comon?) surely had a favourite. Well mine was Sailor Mercury, Amy or Ami, however you wanna call her.

So out of boredom one night when talking to Daveman-ci, Carpo11, Famas and Akula we all decided to make a contribution to Daveman's lulzy art thread, a place were old school characters get drawn and posted with a added catch, go and join in! Well anyway Sailor Mercury was the perfect character to add to the collection, so I drew this picture. (I should get a tablet soon, my hands were killing me after finishing)

Suprisingly after I posted in the thread....emotional attachment to Sailor Mercury...kinda went?

I dont know why. I blame the russians or the internet.

Anyway, here is the picture!

(Oh by the way, I never had a fascination with Sailor moon, I just wanted to draw a picture of this monstrosity.)

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.